Peom With No Name

Once a month,a pain comes along
that no man understands
and girls wish was gone.
Misleading thoughts and awful stares
as you walk down the street
in your underwear.
Let's go down to Doo Doo Falls,
and watch as water turns to mud.
Never look back, but always move forward
to the place where the sidewalk ends.
Jump off a cliff,
or out of a plane,
but as you land,
paint the sky grey.
Stand in the rain without protection;
It'll hide your tears and your pain.
Never believe you know everything,
because once you do, things'll change.
Like Presidents and Pluto,
nothing ever stays.
Confide in your friends, parents or God,
your shrink never knows best.
Never us 'alas,' 'chipper,' or 'frankly'
because that's too old school for us.
Ignore this poem,for it has no meaning.
It's merely for fun and believing.
Travel to a land unknown and make it known.
Stick a flag in the ground and call it your own.
Leave your footprints in the sand,
and have a picnic with a caveman.
It's not about your birth,
but about your death and how you died.
Act in a play or sing an old song,
you can even do the dance of the cucumber.
Mail a letter or paint your wall,
but don't forget about Paul.
This poem is too long and I'm about to retire.
In fact, I can have my cake and eat it too,
because I'm the cat's meow and the dog's tuxedo.